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uncle phil · 07-06-2010, 02:15 AM

Mike was going to be married to Susan so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, “These are too big. I can't wear them.”

“I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.”

“Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, “Here, try these on.”

She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don't fit me.”

Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.”

Then Susan took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, “Here, you try on mine.”

Mike did and said, “I can't get into your panties.”

Susan said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will..."

Plan9 · 07-06-2010, 10:44 AM

Mike fucked up when he didn't toss them over his shoulder and proceed to pierce her "quivering lovepudding" with his "purple-headed warrior."

Baraka_Guru · 07-06-2010, 10:55 AM

Yeah, does he wear the pants or what?

07-06-2010, 02:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Pants and Panties Mike was going to be married to Susan so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, “These are too big. I can't wear them.” “I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.” “Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, “Here, try these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don't fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.” Then Susan took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, “Here, you try on mine.” Mike did and said, “I can't get into your panties.” Susan said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2010, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Mike fucked up when he didn't toss them over his shoulder and proceed to pierce her "quivering lovepudding" with his "purple-headed warrior." __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-06-2010, 10:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Yeah, does he wear the pants or what? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot