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Old 07-03-2010, 02:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Does it create a stronger vacuum when she blows hot air out of her bullshit projector?
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Does it create a stronger vacuum when she blows hot air out of her bullshit projector?
No, it releases the pressure. This is why she doesn't shut up; she's trying to silence the whooshing sound.
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