Joke of the Day - July 8 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-08-2003, 01:32 AM

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.

"Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession."

"No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older."

"But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who created the chaos?"

nofnway · 07-08-2003, 10:18 PM

Very funny, but I thought lawyers created all the chaos.

07-08-2003, 01:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 8 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession." "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older." "But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who created the chaos?"

07-08-2003, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Very funny, but I thought lawyers created all the chaos. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci