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06-12-2010, 02:50 PM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Jokes about colors
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick. Q: What's yellow and doesn't float? A: A bulldozer. Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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06-14-2010, 12:21 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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What's green and brown and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree onto you?
A snooker table.
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06-15-2010, 02:28 AM
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Crazy
Location: Charlotte, NC
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06-15-2010, 05:05 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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Q: What's black and white and "red" all over?
A: A newspaper
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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06-15-2010, 11:13 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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What's black and yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard
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06-16-2010, 06:32 AM
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Location: New England
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Q: What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?
A: Dr. Dre. (Is this joke racist? I don't think so. I just like the implied poop joke, along with the wordplay on phrase "rhymes with".)
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06-16-2010, 10:51 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
A frog in a blender.
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