05-21-2010, 02:06 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Divorce Court
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself...'
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05-21-2010, 09:56 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Love it.
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