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lheck66 · 07-07-2003, 08:11 PM

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

MikeyChalupa · 07-09-2003, 04:53 AM

I think it's a physical law of the universe.

-Mikey

acostello · 07-10-2003, 01:15 AM

ROTFLMAO

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:21 AM

great one. thanks

cchris · 07-10-2003, 08:05 AM

And in middle of conversation cops a smack in the head.

Good stuff.

07-07-2003, 08:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
lheck66 Upright Location: atlanta	married The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

07-10-2003, 07:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	great one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-10-2003, 08:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	And in middle of conversation cops a smack in the head. Good stuff. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-09-2003, 04:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	I think it's a physical law of the universe. -Mikey

07-10-2003, 01:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	ROTFLMAO