05-11-2010, 02:00 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up...
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