slant eyes

A man walks happily into a bar and says, "Bartender, 4 shots of whiskey!"

The bartender hands him the first shot and the man chugs it in a matter of seconds. The bartender pours him the second and again the man chugs it in a matter of seconds.

The bartender now is curious as to why this man is so delighted, but for the sake of business pours him his third shot. And again, the man chugs it in a matter of seconds. Not able to withhold his curiousity any longer, the bartender pours the man the fourth shot while asking the man, "You seem delighted, what's the occasion?"

The man grabs the whiskey, brings it to his mouth and says, "I got my first blowjob today!" and chugs the fourth shot of whiskey and slams the shot glass on the bar.

The bartender, who is now excited for his fellow man , exclaims, "Great! Here have another on the house!"

The man then turns around before the bartender could pour the fifth shot and says, "It's ok, I can't get the taste out of my mouth anyways."

DEI37

Ouch!!! Now THAT'S sick...but very funny.

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Flesh

uhh lol. unexpected.

duckduck

Heard it before only it was 6 shots of Jag. After having tasted Jag and Jack's, I think the Jag is more applicable. Still a good joke, though.

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slant eyes

i don't know, i never had to get the taste out MY mouth ;-)

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oblar

....ick

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