clavus

I am working on a cartoon. I need the coffee to say something meaner. what do you think?

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

cj2112

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

telekinetic

If I want anymore shit from you, I'll suck *his* dick.

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twisted no more

dlish

I just pissed myself. Drink up Cowboy!

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

mixedmedia

Your entire life has been one long pointless joke. You disgust me.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

SSJTWIZTA

i was going to say
"if i wanted any lip out of you, i'd jiggle my zipper."

...but coffee cups dont have zippers.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

clavus

telekinetic - BWAA HA HA!!

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Hektore

'this is the hottest action you'll ever get.'

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The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.

clavus

I will destroy everyone and everything you hold dear.

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I'm the only hot, wet thing you can get close to.

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Baraka_Guru

"Well, whatcha gonna do, girlie, spit or swallow?!"

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

mixedmedia

what? too much mean, not enough funny?

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

dlish

fuck you...asshole

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

clavus

Dunno who's ass is fatter. Your horse or your wife.

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Lucifer

I wouldn't piss down your throat if your guts were on fire!

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

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Daniel_

This reminds me of a real life encounter.

I once saw two guys arguing. One said to the other "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!" and stomped off.

He stopped, a thought occurred, and he walked back over and said to his opponent "I would if you were in a restaurant though", and walked away.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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mixedmedia

that's the ticket, a subtle piquant of old school orneriness with just a touch of psychopathic violence...for the win!

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce