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clavus 03-22-2010 07:17 PM

say something meaner
 
I am working on a cartoon. I need the coffee to say something meaner. what do you think?

http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/coffee.gif

cj2112 03-22-2010 07:31 PM

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

telekinetic 03-22-2010 08:51 PM

If I want anymore shit from you, I'll suck *his* dick.

dlish 03-23-2010 01:59 AM

I just pissed myself. Drink up Cowboy!

mixedmedia 03-23-2010 03:00 AM

Your entire life has been one long pointless joke. You disgust me.

SSJTWIZTA 03-23-2010 08:02 AM

i was going to say
"if i wanted any lip out of you, i'd jiggle my zipper."

...but coffee cups dont have zippers.

clavus 03-23-2010 08:16 AM

telekinetic - BWAA HA HA!!

Hektore 03-23-2010 08:18 AM

'this is the hottest action you'll ever get.'

clavus 03-23-2010 08:26 AM

I will destroy everyone and everything you hold dear.

---------- Post added at 04:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:22 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hektore (Post 2770882)
'this is the hottest action you'll ever get.'

I'm the only hot, wet thing you can get close to.

Baraka_Guru 03-23-2010 08:49 AM

"Well, whatcha gonna do, girlie, spit or swallow?!"

mixedmedia 03-23-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2770829)
Your entire life has been one long pointless joke. You disgust me.

what? too much mean, not enough funny? :p

dlish 03-23-2010 09:29 AM

fuck you...asshole

clavus 03-23-2010 10:05 AM

Dunno who's ass is fatter. Your horse or your wife.

Lucifer 03-23-2010 02:12 PM

I wouldn't piss down your throat if your guts were on fire!

Daniel_ 03-23-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer (Post 2770968)
I wouldn't piss down your throat if your guts were on fire!

This reminds me of a real life encounter.

I once saw two guys arguing. One said to the other "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!" and stomped off.

He stopped, a thought occurred, and he walked back over and said to his opponent "I would if you were in a restaurant though", and walked away.

mixedmedia 03-23-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer (Post 2770968)
I wouldn't piss down your throat if your guts were on fire!

that's the ticket, a subtle piquant of old school orneriness with just a touch of psychopathic violence...for the win!


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