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Baraka_Guru · 03-18-2010, 12:21 PM

A baby seal walks into a bar.

"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.

"Anything but a Canadian Club."

Idyllic · 03-18-2010, 12:58 PM

Thanks, I needed that.

uncle phil · 03-18-2010, 01:30 PM

hehe...

visions of sixate's avatar...

slick50 · 03-19-2010, 04:39 PM

Excellent, thanks

CoachAlan · 03-26-2010, 07:22 AM

Just told that to a Canadian friend. Who knew they were sensitive about clubbing baby seals!? Sheesh!

Willravel · 03-26-2010, 08:43 AM

To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

Xerxys · 03-26-2010, 09:49 AM

A seal walks into a club ...

Iliftrocks · 03-29-2010, 07:13 AM

funnay!!

Plan9 · 03-29-2010, 08:03 AM

Hilarious.

blahblah454 · 03-29-2010, 12:24 PM

Ha!! Good one!

03-18-2010, 12:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	A seal walks into a bar.... A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club." __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

03-18-2010, 12:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Idyllic Psycho Location: My House	Thanks, I needed that. __________________ you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

03-18-2010, 01:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hehe... visions of sixate's avatar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2010, 07:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	Just told that to a Canadian friend. Who knew they were sensitive about clubbing baby seals!? Sheesh! __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

03-29-2010, 07:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	funnay!! __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

03-19-2010, 04:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
slick50 Upright Location: New Orleans	Excellent, thanks

03-26-2010, 08:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

03-26-2010, 09:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	A seal walks into a club ...

03-29-2010, 08:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hilarious. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

03-29-2010, 12:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Ha!! Good one!