uncle phil

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she Replied, "I Really Miss Mine..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

genuinegirly

You know what? I've heard this one, but it's all the more creepy in writing.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy