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dgough · 03-14-2010, 04:45 AM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

MiSo · 03-14-2010, 06:03 AM

lol, awesome

genuinegirly · 03-14-2010, 06:05 AM

Hehe. Clever.

Xerxys · 03-14-2010, 11:31 AM

We need to set strict new rules about standards of joke posts.

dgough · 03-14-2010, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys

We need to set strict new rules about standards of joke posts.

Did I cross a line some where?

Xerxys · 03-14-2010, 12:42 PM

^^ No, that was me making a bad joke in attempt at irony at your bad joke which in essence makes me very witty and clever so by extension mine was a very good joke.

dgough · 03-14-2010, 03:24 PM

touché

Reese · 03-14-2010, 06:41 PM

Pfft, This is the best joke that's graced this forum in ages.

Much appreciated.

Baraka_Guru · 03-14-2010, 06:45 PM

Top drawer!

Really.

03-14-2010, 04:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
dgough Tilted Location: Deetroit	Financial Planning Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

03-14-2010, 06:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	lol, awesome __________________ - this space for rent -

03-14-2010, 06:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Hehe. Clever. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

03-14-2010, 03:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
dgough Tilted Location: Deetroit	touché __________________ Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water

03-14-2010, 06:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Pfft, This is the best joke that's graced this forum in ages. Much appreciated. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

03-14-2010, 11:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	We need to set strict new rules about standards of joke posts.

03-14-2010, 12:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^ No, that was me making a bad joke in attempt at irony at your bad joke which in essence makes me very witty and clever so by extension mine was a very good joke.

03-14-2010, 06:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Top drawer! Really. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot