dgough

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

MiSo

lol, awesome

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genuinegirly

Hehe. Clever.

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Xerxys

We need to set strict new rules about standards of joke posts.

dgough

Did I cross a line some where?

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Xerxys

^^ No, that was me making a bad joke in attempt at irony at your bad joke which in essence makes me very witty and clever so by extension mine was a very good joke.

dgough

touché

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Reese

Pfft, This is the best joke that's graced this forum in ages.

Much appreciated.

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Baraka_Guru

Top drawer!

Really.

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