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 Electricity A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge..." | 
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 I love these. They tend to spark my enthusiam for puns without being the same old static bar jokes that leave you with a negative feeling. :thumbsup: | 
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 Revolting.:) But it will probably generate more. Lindy | 
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 Two atoms are walking down the streets. The first suddenly stops and says "Wait! I think I lost an electron!" The second asks "Are you sure?" The first says "Yes, I'm positive!" | 
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 Wocka, wocka, wocka! | 
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