Electricity
 

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge..."

I love these. They tend to spark my enthusiam for puns without being the same old static bar jokes that leave you with a negative feeling. :thumbsup:

Revolting.:) But it will probably generate more.

Lindy

Two atoms are walking down the streets. The first suddenly stops and says "Wait! I think I lost an electron!" The second asks "Are you sure?" The first says "Yes, I'm positive!"