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Old 03-03-2010, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
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Old 03-03-2010, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahah wowwwww *groaaaaaaannnnn*
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it was funny, but it hurt, just a little
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Old 03-03-2010, 06:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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