uncle phil

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when a young blonde got caught in a blizzard.

She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions.

After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window..

The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears...

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Gabbyness

Ha! Awesome

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jimmy1s269

man, first blond joke i have actually laughed out loud at in a long time. good job sir.

cmc

didn't see that coming -- very funny !