uncle phil

A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting of subjects, the professor decided to lighten the mood a little and get everyone's attention at the same time.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing when you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably playing golf with his buddies.'

It took 15 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.