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uncle phil · 02-10-2010, 03:09 AM

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions."

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said, “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick…“

LoganSnake · 02-10-2010, 08:35 AM

This is like the third time it's been posted this month.

One of them is still on the front page: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-emotions.html

uncle phil · 02-10-2010, 08:40 AM

/me hides in the corner...

02-10-2010, 03:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Emotions A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions." The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick…“ __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2010, 08:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	This is like the third time it's been posted this month. One of them is still on the front page: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-emotions.html __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

02-10-2010, 08:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me hides in the corner... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.