02-01-2010, 06:55 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep..." |
02-01-2010, 07:14 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Missed it by 2 hours... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-crackers.html
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