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wwtsd · 02-01-2010, 06:55 AM

Husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep..."

Xerxys · 02-01-2010, 07:05 AM

groan

Redlemon · 02-01-2010, 07:14 AM

Missed it by 2 hours... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-crackers.html

02-01-2010, 06:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
wwtsd Upright	Headache Husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep..."

02-01-2010, 07:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Missed it by 2 hours... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...-crackers.html __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

02-01-2010, 07:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	groan