Things not to do in the nude
 

Aircraft Maintenance
Arrive at work late
Attend PTA meetings
BBQ sizzling meat
Baseball
Beekeeping
Blacksmithing
Boxing
Break dance
Bull riding
Carry an angry cat
Chain Sawing
Chemistry
Chop firewood
Chopping and logging X-mas trees
Clean the BBQ grill using hot water
Clean up radioactive waste
Climb a Hawthorne Tree
Climb a Picket Fence
Coal mining
Drive during rush hour
Drive through Fast Food
Feeding geese
Fencing
File for Divorce
Fill a propane tank (very cold)
Firefighting
Fly fishing on a windy day
Fry bacon
Frying Food
Glass Cutting
Glassblowing
Grind Fiberglass
Ice Fishing
Ice Hockey
Install Insulation
Iron Ore Smelting
Learn to ride a bike
Learn to rollerblade
Metal Fabrication
Motorcycle Racing
Paint the pool with oil based paint
Paintball
Participating in Combat
Pick up frightened kitten
Pickup the kids at daycare
Play leap frog
Play with fireworks
Remove a hornet`s nest
Roof Repair
Roofing with hot tar
Run for office
Sandblasting
Shovel snow
Sit on an ant hill
Sit on hot vinyl car seats
Slide down a hot slide
Slide down an unfinished banister
Slide into homeplate!
Snowball Fights
Snowmobiling
Steam Fitting
String barbwire
Sumo wrestling
Take the SAT's
Tear out Poison Ivy
Train an attack dog
Trim the hedges
Visit City Hall
Weed Whacking
Welding, cutting, or burning
Work around a grill
Working with dry ice

This is just another example of the MAN trying to keep me down.

There are ton of examples here that would look HOT if it involved cute/sexy girls.

This list made me laugh.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure all of these are also sets made up for photo shoots of bikini-clad glamor models.