01-27-2010, 09:31 PM | #1 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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51 jokes in 238 seconds
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01-27-2010, 09:40 PM | #2 (permalink) |
We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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I lol'd at "What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
I like poop jokes. Horrible otherwise.
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01-28-2010, 06:33 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.
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01-28-2010, 12:03 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Genocide... I love it...
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