loquitur

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap.I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.

Toaster126

Haha. I don't usually laugh out loud to things I read.

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Shades

I have to admit, I don't get it =[

Shauk

think about it, how would the wife know his friends penis size?

Shades

Ooooooooooooh, I thought it was like hypothetical. >_>