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Old 01-18-2010, 04:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ray and Bubba

Two Arkansas mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.


Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ha, nice.

we were taught to measure the height of something with a ruler and a pencil in 8th grade math. i forgot long ago, seeing how i never used it.
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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too funny!
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Old 01-20-2010, 02:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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