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Old 01-09-2010, 05:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Alcohol does not make you FAT;

It makes you LEAN...

against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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I'm sure it's due to the lower density of alcohol compared to water changing the speed of sound, but therefore it also makes me LOUD
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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