The Darwins Are Out - 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

uncle phil · 01-03-2010, 03:05 AM

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days...

Redlemon · 01-04-2010, 08:54 AM

The Darwin's ain't what they used to be. No one died, or at least lost their genitalia, and therefore are still able to pass their genes along to the next generation.

Orchrist · 01-04-2010, 08:56 AM

Funny, but yea I thought the Darwin's were awards for dieing, or in the exception of an Honorable Mention, doing your utmost to die yet surviving.

01-03-2010, 03:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	The Darwins Are Out - 4 After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-04-2010, 08:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The Darwin's ain't what they used to be. No one died, or at least lost their genitalia, and therefore are still able to pass their genes along to the next generation. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-04-2010, 08:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orchrist Tilted Location: NJ, USA	Funny, but yea I thought the Darwin's were awards for dieing, or in the exception of an Honorable Mention, doing your utmost to die yet surviving.