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Old 01-03-2010, 03:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Darwins Are Out - 4

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days...
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The Darwin's ain't what they used to be. No one died, or at least lost their genitalia, and therefore are still able to pass their genes along to the next generation.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny, but yea I thought the Darwin's were awards for dieing, or in the exception of an Honorable Mention, doing your utmost to die yet surviving.
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