12-31-2009, 03:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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The Darwins Are Out - 3
A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her...
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01-04-2010, 12:37 PM | #3 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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After the amount of snow that I've already had to shovel this year...I don't blame him a bit. Not one goddamn bit.
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