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Old 12-31-2009, 03:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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The Darwins Are Out - 3

A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her...
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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After the amount of snow that I've already had to shovel this year...I don't blame him a bit. Not one goddamn bit.
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