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o14real 07-06-2003 08:24 PM

Tired and Overworked
 
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason:



I'm tired because I'm overworked.



The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed
by the federal government,
leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people
who work for State and City Governments
and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer
reading jokes...



:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: </div>

Gortexfogg 07-07-2003 12:32 AM

hahahah! Good one!

slant eyes 07-07-2003 09:43 AM

very good

Snakeyes 07-07-2003 03:48 PM

I thought this was an actual fact, and I was gonna say... If you think there are 44 million people directly working for the government, you've got something else coming...

barrineze 07-07-2003 06:34 PM

lol

duckduck 07-07-2003 07:53 PM

The stats made it seem so realistic. Good one.

oblar 07-07-2003 10:06 PM

enjoyed the joke :) thanks for posting

hawkeye 07-09-2003 10:38 PM

that was good. as everybody knows, 85% of statistics are made up on the spot....

clifclav 07-10-2003 07:32 AM

very clever one. thanks

tfpfreak 07-29-2003 07:29 AM

good one, you got a laugh out of me

fester 07-30-2003 08:01 PM

oldie, but a goodie


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