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rodimus 07-06-2003 08:09 PM

The Garden of Eden
 
One day God starts talking with Adam. He tells Adam he would like to make him a life partner called women. He tells Adam to make the perfect mate he will need an eye, ear, tooth, arm, leg, and the left testical from his own body.

Adam thinks about this for a minute. He looks at God and says, "Well ... what could I get for a rib."

grumpyolddude 07-06-2003 09:11 PM

Ha! And they end up with an arm and a leg, both ears and both testicles, anyway!

Good ole joke. Thanks.

Regziever 07-16-2003 04:29 AM

Hehe.. Thats a good one!

PayUp 07-16-2003 03:47 PM

they still end up with it all, cant win

Drider_it 07-16-2003 07:13 PM

"one rib" *im gonna get ya sucka*

good joke

clifclav 07-17-2003 11:08 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks

Raw Kuts 07-17-2003 04:00 PM

nice, never heard that one before

Dilbert1234567 07-18-2003 11:47 AM

thats good

HLP 07-18-2003 10:08 PM

Classic, cracks me up all the time!

MacGnG 07-18-2003 10:21 PM

lol

...what would women have been like...


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