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Old 12-09-2009, 03:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tiger Woods' Accident

$ I hear other golfers on the PGA tour are trying to contact Tiger's wife to find out which club it takes to beat Tiger.

$ After the accident Tiger called 1st: his attorney, 2nd: his
agent, 3rd: Kobe Bryant's Jeweler.

$ This was no accident, the whole thing is a Nike Ad for a new
"rescue" club.

$ Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

$ Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

$ What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can Drive a golf ball 400 yards.

$ What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

$ Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, those are pretty good

$ When Tiger Woods told his wife he wanted to get 18 holes in, she thought he was talking about golf.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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yes, and what does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian....
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tiger would have avoided the car crash if he'd used his driver.
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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HA! These are great! Keep 'em comin'......
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger? Santa stops at three Hos.
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