Tiger Woods' Accident
 

$ I hear other golfers on the PGA tour are trying to contact Tiger's wife to find out which club it takes to beat Tiger.

$ After the accident Tiger called 1st: his attorney, 2nd: his
agent, 3rd: Kobe Bryant's Jeweler.

$ This was no accident, the whole thing is a Nike Ad for a new
"rescue" club.

$ Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

$ Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

$ What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can Drive a golf ball 400 yards.

$ What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

$ Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

haha, those are pretty good

$ When Tiger Woods told his wife he wanted to get 18 holes in, she thought he was talking about golf.

yes, and what does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian....

Tiger would have avoided the car crash if he'd used his driver.

HA! These are great! Keep 'em comin'......

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger? Santa stops at three Hos.