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Old 12-02-2009, 03:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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To My Friends Who Enjoy a Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop...

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service...
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Mmmm Wine.

Thanks, I am passing this along to my Wineaux Pals!
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I am good then. I don't drink water and definitely enjoy my wine. Thanks Phil!
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