12-02-2009, 03:25 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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To My Friends Who Enjoy a Glass of Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop... However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service...
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12-02-2009, 07:56 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Good to the last drop.
Location: Oregon
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Mmmm Wine.
Thanks, I am passing this along to my Wineaux Pals! |
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