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Old 12-01-2009, 03:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things I Learned in the South - 3

Onced’ and ‘Twiced’ are words...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Make fun of us onced and we laugh it off. Make fun of us twiced and we get angry. Do it again and there'll be a lynchin. You remember that now city boy.

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Old 12-01-2009, 10:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I dated a girl in Dalton, Georgia who had been taught as a little girl that her navel was a "Yankee shot."

as in, "it's where the Yankee shotcha!"
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