sherlock holmes and watson are camping...
 

sherlock holmes and watson are camping out one night to try and catch a thief in the act.

late into the night sherlock wakes watson from his slumber.

"watson, look up! what do you see?"

"well sherlock, i see that the horsehead nebula is bright, and aries is rising."

"but what does this mean watson?"

"any astronomer could tell you that it means iminent trouble from an unexpected avenue"

"NO WATSON... it means someone has stolen our tent!"

Aaah, I recall the Lone Ranger and Tanto version of this.

It's the second funniest joke in the world!

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