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Old 11-28-2009, 02:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Things I Learned in the South - 2

If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-28-2009, 03:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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...what?
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Old 11-28-2009, 03:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Plants are spikey and hurty.

Animals are teethy and bitey.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 11-28-2009, 05:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I brushed up against a nettle plant once...felt like a thousand hornets had their way with my leg...for hours...but that wasn't in the south. Canada.
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Everything was simpler than I thought. I thought the first one was a metaphor for penis. Couldn't figure out what the second part meant. Five a.m. thinking.
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The penis metaphor also works. Southern boys are notoriously randy.

A friend of mine used to say if it bites, stings, or is poisonous, it grows in eastern North Carolina.
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