alec

courtesy of the washington post, check out this article on self-proclaimed jersey shore Guido's

the website for these kids is even more hilarious:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?



THINK ABOUT IT.........



TERRIBLE RIGHT?_ WHAT ARE YOU, SOME TYPE OF LOSER?_



IT'S OK THOUGH BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN DO DURING THE WEEK AND STILL BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.



THAT IS WHAT THE WEEKENDS ARE FOR.



WHEN YOU LEAVE WORK ON FRIDAY, DO NOT CONSIDER GOING DOWN THE SHORE, JUST GO.



GET THERE AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE ON FRIDAY AND START PARTYING.



GO OUT, GO CRAZY, AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN ALL THE WAY THROUGH SUNDAY._ IF YOU ARE A TRUE WEEKEND WARRIOR YOU MAY EVEN GO TO TEMPTATIONS ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND SLEEP DOWN THE SHORE UNTIL MONDAY._ THAN DRIVE TO WORK MONDAY MORNING.



WHEN YOU WAKE UP MONDAY MORNING, ASK YOURSELF....DID I DO IT RIGHT?



REMEMBER THE FEELING THAT YOU HAVE WHILE YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.



LET THE FEELING TAKE OVER YOU.....NOW THINK OF YOUR WEEKEND AHEAD......



DON'T MISS ANOTHER WEEKEND, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!"