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Groaner you can tell the kids
What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant and a bag of cement?
You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant. (Wait for it... the inevitable question arises. "What about the bag of cement?") That's in there to make it hard. (I didn't say it was a GOOD joke, I just love setting people up!) |
Q: What's got 12 wheels, is 40 feet long, has 50 seats and a lollipop?
A: A bus. Q2: What's the lolipop for? A2: A sucker like you. |
love them both...
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