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Old 11-03-2009, 03:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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New Product From Apple

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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