11-03-2009, 03:15 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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New Product From Apple
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...
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