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uncle phil · 11-01-2009, 02:55 AM

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions.
omg
He turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
omg
She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends..."

carrot glace · 11-01-2009, 01:22 PM

mixed emotions, indeed

Bijoufem · 11-05-2009, 02:02 PM

jbuffett · 11-09-2009, 08:16 PM

oh my goodness. This is quite funny.

Plan9 · 11-09-2009, 08:24 PM

Wow, my head would explode like that guy in Scanners.

11-01-2009, 02:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Mixed Emotions A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions. omg He turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." omg She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-01-2009, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	mixed emotions, indeed __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

11-05-2009, 02:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bijoufem Upright Location: Abandon my Account	LMAO

11-09-2009, 08:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
jbuffett Tilted	oh my goodness. This is quite funny. __________________ I do blame you for voting for Bush.

11-09-2009, 08:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Wow, my head would explode like that guy in Scanners. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."