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Old 10-14-2009, 03:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't outsource your ad copy to writers whose first language isn't English

They may usually do a good job, but sometimes the translation will be off just ever so slightly.............
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fireman cum. So soothing.
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I can't say I've ever had a fireman come in my mouth. She seems to have enjoyed it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice!
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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that's great...
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I lol'd my ass off.
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Old 10-15-2009, 10:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ha thats awesome... as is engrish
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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sweet
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Yea thats good, my brother is trying to become a fireman... must show him this.
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Apparently it's a whole team of firemen coming [in] her mouth.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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We actually have this posted on our bulletin board at our station. Good stuff! Watch the entire commercial for even more hilarity.
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We actually have this posted on our bulletin board at our station. Good stuff! Watch the entire commercial for even more hilarity.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Wow is that for real an add
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