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Old 10-26-2009, 02:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Am I the only that don't get this joke?
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it should say $30 dollars, 45 min and one failed pregnancy test.
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