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10-23-2009, 03:33 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Being Pregnant
Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her
tummy and say "congratulations," but none of them rub your Willie and say "well done?"
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10-23-2009, 04:29 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
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It's not like they wipe her cooter and say, "Nice catch!"
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