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Old 10-23-2009, 03:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Being Pregnant

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her
tummy and say "congratulations," but none of them rub your Willie and say "well done?"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just like when people ask me for the time they point at their wrists, I never point at my crotch when asking for the jon!
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It's not like they wipe her cooter and say, "Nice catch!"
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That one was great lol
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