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Irishman · 10-22-2009, 03:08 PM

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'....

highthief · 10-22-2009, 03:13 PM

Ilow · 10-22-2009, 06:35 PM

lol, that's a good one!

healer · 10-23-2009, 12:30 AM

That's awesome.

Moyaboy · 10-23-2009, 07:10 AM

great joke!!!

blahblah454 · 10-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Janie · 10-26-2009, 02:08 PM

10-22-2009, 03:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Irishman Upright	Virginity Test A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'....

10-22-2009, 03:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
highthief Junkie Location: Ontario, Canada	LOL! __________________ Si vis pacem parabellum.

10-22-2009, 06:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	lol, that's a good one! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-23-2009, 07:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Moyaboy Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	great joke!!! __________________ "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." - Steven Weinberg

10-23-2009, 02:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Ha!!

10-26-2009, 02:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	__________________ cheers to the motherland