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10-21-2009, 02:40 AM
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comfortably numb...
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A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again."
The Blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosy bitch!"
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10-21-2009, 12:48 PM
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Junkie
Location: The Danforth
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hahahaha. (not sure what the Asian-ness of the lady has to do with it though) Otherwise, brilliant!
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