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Old 10-20-2009, 11:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Q: How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A: A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha... now say it in a James Earl Jones voice.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Originally Posted by Plan9 View Post
Hahaha... now say it in a James Earl Jones voice.
I can't do him, can I use Darth Vader instead?
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 10-20-2009, 12:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This could be further generalized by making it "A finite amount: The number required to perform the task, and..."

Either way, I like it *stolen!*
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Fucking genius....
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