Salem

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".





hehehe, what were you thinking?

Plan9

1950's'd!

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Yes, yes... I think she take off those shoes, stop with that voting nonsense, and get her baby-makin' ass back in the kitchen.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Bijoufem

A bit derogatory – but humorous...

SSJTWIZTA

ahh, i love it. thanks for the laugh.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller