uncle phil

Frank hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Sally, 'I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' Frank said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.' 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, Frank', Sally said.

The next day, Sally ran into one of Frank's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, ' Frank won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Sally.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

flat5

Good joke

Irishman

LOL.

We Irish don't drink, that's a myth.

Bijoufem

Haha not too bad thanks...