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Bumping Into A Stranger
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." |
we all wish
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Another oldie but goodie! Thanks
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hahaha
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Excellent
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Short and sweet, that was funny thanks.
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Those short ones are always good for a chuckle. Thanks.
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if only it was that easy
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we could only dream... :P
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Short and sweet.
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*begins feeling elbow* ... I wonder...
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Quote:
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Whoyea.. That's mo like it! Good one!
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So he wasn't forgiven and she never met him in the room
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hehehehehehe - good one :)
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I've heard a few variations of that one before, Short and to the point. I like it, but its not as funny the second time around.
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nice one
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*takes elavator to 2nd floor* hmm "what room did she say" haha
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hehehehe !!!!
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heh.. I hadn't heard that one before... Thanks!
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i laugh every time i hear it
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*chuckle* thanks.
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This one is new to me, and that's good enough for me! :thumbsup:
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If only that really could happen !!!
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