10-13-2009, 03:11 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal...
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10-13-2009, 06:39 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" - Kip Addotta, "Wet Dream"
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